Alternative sport

[Bod]

what could be the alternative sport when your local side are playing not so good and the national side are shyte ? :(

[Prof. Frink]

i heard we are doing well in conkers:)

[terrymc]

what could be the alternative sport when your local side are playing not so good and the national side are shyte ? :(

Manager baiting!;)

[MikeM]

Onomatology - it's the study of names. Durham county cricket club seemed to have spiced up their bid for the title this year with Onions and Mustard in the team and very old readers will remember Charlton having a comedy season with Flanagan and Allen as their strikeforce. What, therefore is the significance of a squad with Blair, Brown and Heath in it? Do you think we ought to approach Charlton, to loan us Ben Thatcher and put the wind up that lot?

[Andy Pipkin]

A long the same lines Chase Carpets had a good sweeper in the Sunday Morning Chase league in the 80's.:p