Witton updates

[Glyn]

Just home from work, more to do at my desk, so no chance of me getting there today, but if no-one else volunteers, I believe my scout is at Wincham Park today so will happily post updates from 2.50pm.....

[Sid Snot]

yes please thanks:)

[Craig]

If you could it would be much appreciated

[Dobba]

As above really, rather be sat here hitting Refresh every 10 seconds then watching the inevitable Bond film. :D

[Del]

Dorinda is keeping me updated so we should be okay!

[Andy Pipkin]

Thanks mate you will have my attention also.:clap2:

[Del]

Andy..

All your toys intact?? :D

[Bob C]

Sorry I may not be able to help out today. :(

[Andy Pipkin]

Andy..

All your toys intact??

Yes thanks Del, I'm sat here pulling the hell out of it!:eek: My Stretch Armstrong that is!:)

Still can't find my Weeble though.:(

My bet the bigger boy stood on the halfway line with his brother has it.:D

[The Beer Hunter]

Painting the kitchen so I'll be here inbetween coats :)

[Andy Pipkin]

Painting the kitchen so I'll be here inbetween coats :)


I find it better if you wear overalls.:D

[Del]

PITMEN XI

Brock
Platt
Maguire
Gomes
Harvey
Marshall
Briggs
Briscoe
Barnett
Dyer
Draper

Subs:
Junior
Quistin
Durrell
Morris
Sheppard

Weather: Windy & cloudy but warm.

[iainthepitman]

its busy today with all these part time virtual fans!!!!!

[Glyn]

Oh, Del's doing it then??!!

:confused:

Good to see so many on here already, if anyone else comes on without posting Bob and I will be coming round to your house with a large pit-prop and hitting you over the head with it....

BTW can you all head up your posts "Witton updates" since the dork who started the thread spelled it incorrectly....

:doh:

[Glyn]

The team I have differs from Del's in that Durrell and Sheppard are listed among the subs.....

:p

How've you managed to edit your post, you Devonian marvel??!!

[Del]

Oh, Del's doing it then??!!

:confused:




...well, somebody has to!! ;)

[Glyn]

Still can't find my Weeble though.:(

My bet the bigger boy stood on the halfway line with his brother has it.:D

You'll be hearing from my solicitors Sue Grabbit and Run.....

:mad:

[Del]

The team I have differs from Del's in that Durrell and Sheppard are listed among the subs.....

:p


**** - OFF! :tape:

[Andy Pipkin]

You'll be hearing from my solicitors Sue Grabbit and Run.....

:mad:

:D:D I may not of meant you there were no names mentioned!

[Glyn]

:D:D I may not of meant you there were no names mentioned!

The cap fitted so I wore it....

:D

[Del]

The cap fitted so I wore it....




How about the blazer and short trousers?? :D

[Andy Pipkin]

The cap fitted so I wore it....

:D

:D

I noticed saturday's ref was from Stafford. Says alot doesn't it?

[Andy Pipkin]

Non league vidiprinter says kendal 2 up at whitby after 6 mins.

[The Beer Hunter]

I find it better if you wear overalls.:D

Glad to see losing your toys hasn't affected your sense of humour, any more thoughts about the perm? :)

[iainthepitman]

strangers 1 up at solihull :(

[Del]

UPDATE

All HTFC so far.
Dyer had a few chances and Barnett had 1 saved by keeper.
Witton just had free-kick and 2 good chances but HTFC straight back on the attack.

:clap2:

[Andy Pipkin]

Glad to see losing your toys hasn't affected your sense of humour, any more thoughts about the perm? :)

Scrapped the perm idea going for more of a demi wave.:)

[Glyn]

Good to see so many on here already, if anyone else comes on without posting Bob and I will be coming round to your house with a large pit-prop and hitting you over the head with it....



11 members and 28 guests online.

I think I've identified at least 3 of those members who haven't posted yet, you have been warned....

:D:boxing:

[Hallo]

11 members and 28 guests online.

I think I've identified at least 3 of those members who haven't posted yet, you have been warned....

:D:boxing:

Hope I'm not one of them???:p

[Del]

UPDATE

Barnett shot just over the bar.

[Glyn]

Hope I'm not one of them???:p

What you get up to in the privacy of your own home is no concern of mine....

:tape::rolleyes::p

[Hallo]

So Quistin not starting then? Looks likes one bad performance from either Platt or Maguire and he could be in. Has Orlando played at all in a league game yet?:confused:

[Del]

UPDATE

0-1 Dyer (41) .. ball through the middle picked him out.

[Glyn]

1 up, Dyer.... aw shucks, Del beat me by a nano-second!!

[Bob C]

38 mins Witton 0 Hednesford Town 1 (Dyer) :clap2::clap2:

[Dobba]

4 in 4 for Dyer now then?:D

[Del]

Glyn...Bob....KEEP UP PLEASE!

[Glyn]

Bronze medal for Bob!!

:D

[Glyn]

Ht 0-1.... beat ya!!!!

[Bob C]

Go away :tape::tape: DEL H/T winning 1 - 0

[Andy Pipkin]

Get in

[Del]

:cool:

Well, obviously it is 0-1 at half time...if it were anything else I would have posted before you! :D

[The Beer Hunter]

ooooooooooh!

[Del]

UPDATE

First half ended with a cross from the right knocked back by Dyer to Barnett and his shot just went over the bar.


After about 25 minutes, Witton made a sub...and that sub has now been subbed! :D

[Glyn]

Half-times so far, Boston 1-0 up at FCUM, Ashton 1 Buxton 0

http://live.skysports.com/ScoreCentre/live.html

(Sky don't usually tell us anything other than HT/FT so don't hold your breath...)

[Glyn]

UPDATE

First half ended with a cross from the right knocked back by Dyer to Barnett and his shot just went over the bar.


After about 25 minutes, Witton made a sub...and that sub has now been subbed! :D


No good telling us now what happened after 25 minutes!!

:p:D

Curbishley tried that "subbing a sub" routine yesterday and his miserable lot lost 3-0, let's hope that's a sign....

[Hallo]

Was the sub who got subbed Ali Dia?

[Del]

Wonder if a subbed sub has ever been subbed?

Was going to tell you about something that happened just before kick-off....shan't bother now!!

[Glyn]

Was going to tell you about something that happened just before kick-off....shan't bother now!!

Did they toss??

:eek:

[Del]

Might have!! :)

[Del]

Rushden & Diamonds now down to 9 men...

2 more and it's "game over"!

[Hallo]

Bit quiet???:(

[Cockney Winker]

"Rushden & Diamonds now down to 9 men...

1 more and it's "game over"!"


Why?

[Del]

UPDATE

Draper booked.
Witton more in the game now, HTFC unable to keep the ball

[Hallo]

"Rushden & Diamonds now down to 9 men...

1 more and it's "game over"!"


Why?

Thought the game was abandoned when 5 players had gone?

[Glyn]

Bradford 0-1 Worksop at HT, wheels off/bubble burst....??

[Del]

"Rushden & Diamonds now down to 9 men...

1 more and it's "game over"!"


Why?

Sorry...meant to put 2!

"Subject to the overriding conditions of Law 3, the minimum number of players in a team is left to the discretion of national associations. The Board is of the opinion, however, that a match should not continue if there are fewer than seven players in either team."

[Glyn]

Thought the game was abandoned when 5 players had gone?

http://www.thefa.com/TheFA/RulesAndRegulations/FIFALawsOfTheGame/

Law 3

I thought everyone knew all the Laws of the Game....., well, apart from some people in black kit...

[Glyn]

Sub Sheppard for Briscoe

Witton no 5 sent-off for foul on Maguire

Come on Del, keep up....

[Del]

UPDATE

Sheppard on for Briscoe
Witton down to 10 men after a bad tackle on Maguire.
HTFC more in the game now but all the chances have gone begging so far.


(Update delay caused by toilet break!)

[Bob C]

73 mins still 1-0

Witton no. 4 sent off for bad tackle on Maguire

[Hallo]

http://www.thefa.com/TheFA/RulesAndRegulations/FIFALawsOfTheGame/

Law 3

I thought everyone knew all the Laws of the Game....., well, apart from some people in black kit...

I like the name of Law Ten (The Method of Scoring), perhaps if our past manager had read that then we would be in this league?

[The Beer Hunter]

Come on lads, sort it out!
Three of you all going for the same ball :)

[Del]

UPDATE

Dyer down the right crosses into the box to Barnett who shoots over.
Another ball into the box gets cleared to the edge of the area and Briggs shoots wide.

[Glyn]

Thought the game was abandoned when 5 players had gone?

Wrexham finished a game with just one player today.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wrexham/7581111.stm

[Perton Pitman]

Jusr got back in to see the score is 1-0. My heart sank until I scrolled on about 3 pages to see that Ross Dyer scored so it's 0-1. More clarity please gentlemen:D

[Glyn]

Come on lads, sort it out!
Three of you all going for the same ball :)

:D

No-one called for it!!

:doh:

[Glyn]

Come on ref, blow up, I've got work to do....

:rolleyes:

[Del]

UPDATE

Barnett in a 1 on 1 with the keeper and shoots wide.

"Agonising to watch" says Dorinda!

[Andy Pipkin]

Come on boys dig in!!!:clap2:

[Del]

UPDATE

4 minutes of added on time to play!

[Perton Pitman]

UPDATE

4 minutes of added on time to paly!

Bleedin 'ell

[Glyn]

UPDATE

4 minutes of added on time to paly!


Don't you get paly with me....

:D

[Del]

UPDATE

0-2 Sheppard scores with a penalty ... Witton player sent off for tackle on Dyer

[Glyn]

0-2 Sheppard pen

(We arrived at the same time again Del ;-)) )

[The Beer Hunter]

Come on boys dig in!!!:clap2:


Do we need Mickey the Mole to make a comeback? :cool:

[Perton Pitman]

Well done boys. By my reckoning if we can average a point a game from now on, we'll stay up:D

[Glyn]

Ft 0-2

Mucking up my progress in the Prediction League but who cares.... that's a terrific result, well done the lads, and thanks to Barrie/Dorinda etc etc for updates

Del wil be along with the FT score in a few minutes....

[Perton Pitman]

UPDATE

0-2 Sheppard scores with a penalty ... Witton player sent off for tackle on Dyer

Think they are trying to do a Wrexham???

[Del]

UPDATE

Full Time

0-2 win to the Pitmen


Thanks to Dorinda for the excellent, informative updates ... far better than anyone elses!!!

[Bob C]

F/T Witton 0 Hednesford Town 2 (Sheppard pen.) Witton No.6 sent off. :clap2::clap2: My thanks to Keith H for the updates.

Good Day all. have a good evening.

Under the cosh at times but deserved the win

[Craig]

Nice one lads. Well done. Are we top of the league yet?

[Hallo]

Joint top on points but Guiselely have a better goal difference.

[Dobba]

Get in there!

Cheers for the updates, Musketeers :D

[Cockney Winker]

Good result, have historically suffered to gain much at Witton. Buggers up my prediction league though!!

Thanks for updates chaps!

P.S. Dobba, tell your dad Chelsea are sh17e!!!!!

[Perton Pitman]

Thanks to all 14 of you for the updates. An excellent win!
Don't know how Guiseley are getting on, but we must be top 2 or 3 now

[Del]

Nice one lads. Well done. Are we top of the league yet?

:clap2:

Could well be....brilliant stuff.

[Markeg]

I believe we are joint top alongside Guiseley who have scored more goals...

[Glyn]

Torquay concede in the 90th minute....

Strangers win at Solihull... but you can't have everything....

:rolleyes:

[The Beer Hunter]

Cheers gents, excellent win, off to finish that wall and then a spot of tea before Pompey v Man U.

[Glyn]

UPDATE

Full Time

0-2 win to the Pitmen


Thanks to Dorinda for the excellent, informative updates ... far better than anyone elses!!!

:D:clap2:

Excellent banter as usual, bye folks

[Del]

Guiseley scored in 89th minute so they should remain at the top

BUT

Matlock equalised in the 90th minute!!

[RolandoT]

Thanks to all concerned. Came in late but well worth coming on line. An impressive start even for a pessimist like me.:):clap2:

[Andy Pipkin]

Thanks you Glyn, Del and Bob for the updates very greatfull. Great result and excellent banter.:clap2:

Well done lads this what you get get when you keep a stable side.


Yorkshire Saturday a possibility!

[Dobba]

P.S. Dobba, tell your dad Chelsea are sh17e!!!!!

I tell him daily, don't worry. :D

[Markeg]

Anything look familiar here?!

http://www.eastwoodtownfc.co.uk/playerprofile.php?id=19